Monday, April 30, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
3 mustaches
I like thinking about my eyes being mouths and my eyebrows being their mustaches—giving me a total of 3 mustaches.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Mmmm. Growing season.
I'm beginning to arrive at a point in my 'stache growth that is laying upon me concerns.
Food concerns.
I fear food taking up residence.
And bringing in roommates.
Throwing obnoxious parties.
Could be cheese from a taco, chocolate sauce from a scrumptious ice cream cone (it is spring afterall), or a bread crumb from a Dagwood sandwich.
Now when I'm in public I must be more selective about the foods I eat.
Rather than going for straight taste to maximize my bliss, I must subtract from the overall bliss the likelihood of something from each particular food nestling in amongst my whiskers.
And I'm starting to develop of compulsion of wipping my face.
Even when I haven't eaten for half-a-day.
This haunts me.
I'm beginning to arrive at a point in my 'stache growth that is laying upon me concerns.
Food concerns.
I fear food taking up residence.
And bringing in roommates.
Throwing obnoxious parties.
Could be cheese from a taco, chocolate sauce from a scrumptious ice cream cone (it is spring afterall), or a bread crumb from a Dagwood sandwich.
Now when I'm in public I must be more selective about the foods I eat.
Rather than going for straight taste to maximize my bliss, I must subtract from the overall bliss the likelihood of something from each particular food nestling in amongst my whiskers.
And I'm starting to develop of compulsion of wipping my face.
Even when I haven't eaten for half-a-day.
This haunts me.
Monday, April 16, 2007
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Friday, April 13, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Monday, April 2, 2007
Take Baby Pictures of Your Mustache
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