Wednesday, April 25, 2007

In defense of the mustache

BONGO MATT"So maybe I’m the only girl that finds the Cinco a funny and worthwhile event—but are you sure this photo doesn’t change your mind? C’mon, everyone loves bongos." - Melanee Raynes

Super Mega

This new comic is from Super Mega.

Click it and be proud you are in the mustache category.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

World's Greatest Mustaches

Let's see your all-time favorites, boys. It's probably best to start with the legend himself.

3 mustaches

I like thinking about my eyes being mouths and my eyebrows being their mustaches—giving me a total of 3 mustaches.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Thankfully, White Ninja Uses Mustaches Often

click for clarity.
Mmmm. Growing season.
I'm beginning to arrive at a point in my 'stache growth that is laying upon me concerns.
Food concerns.

I fear food taking up residence.
And bringing in roommates.
Throwing obnoxious parties.
Could be cheese from a taco, chocolate sauce from a scrumptious ice cream cone (it is spring afterall), or a bread crumb from a Dagwood sandwich.
Now when I'm in public I must be more selective about the foods I eat.
Rather than going for straight taste to maximize my bliss, I must subtract from the overall bliss the likelihood of something from each particular food nestling in amongst my whiskers.
And I'm starting to develop of compulsion of wipping my face.
Even when I haven't eaten for half-a-day.

This haunts me.

If I get in a car wreck this month

It will be because I'm looking at my mustache in the rearview.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Here they come.

The (Very Soon To Be) Magnificent Six

Match the 'stache!

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Something is going on

I know exactly what to do with this growth.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Feeling Macho - 11 Days of Shaggy-Would-Be-Proud Growth

Look closely. It's there. It's blonde, but it's there.

Monday, April 2, 2007

One month old

the fruits of last year's labors merited this

Take Baby Pictures of Your Mustache

Growing season started yesterday. It is time to sow and to grow; the harvest is on the 5th of Mustache at midnight. Take plenty of pictures. Make a flip book. Make a time-lapse. See your lip go from bald to bristly, bristly to bushy, bushy to pushbroom.

last year's results