Matching Hat Rocket

My huge rocket of Cinco de Mustache 2007 wore the same hat as I did, so I launched it straight out of my site. My mustache had something to do with it. The best part by far is when the rocket flies and sprays deadly smoke at Dane and curves away to the honey tree.





(When I tried to edit it, it cut out the audio, so I threw in Baraga Embankment by Bear vs. Shark)

Final Cut

It's hard to hold still when a mustache is coming out of your face.
(and when you're aging 10 years in 30 days)

The Corporate Event

After last year's excursion to Guadalahonky's (great name, awful food), we thought we'd try something else this year. And, well, Mi Ranchito in American Fork did not disappoint. The decor tickled our mustaches' collective fancy and the food was decent. I'll let most of these photos speak for themselves. Just know that I made $58 that day. My palate and waistline suffered what may be irreparable damage, but it was worth it... just for the memories, boys, just for the memories.


The challenge: tostada, enchilada, taco, burrito, rice, beans.

Vegas Style

Even mi hermano got in on the action. And, yeah, he slicked back his hair in celebration. I should also mention that he's moving to Wyoming in a month. Seems appropriate.

Cinco Celebration Teaser

Rockets were amazing. Mustache after mustache sent rocket after rocket after mouse after mouse after candy -filled piñata rocket into the stratosphere. More documentation is forthcoming.

Behold!

The Cowboy:

The Eagle Mountain:

The Not-So-Visible:

The Steve:
The Professional (also known as The Janitor):

The Magic:

The Flare:

The Bontorno:

The Horns:
The King:

I Won't Sleep Tonight

For it is Cuatro de Mustache.

My rocket is not ready.
But the launch rod is.
And my mustache is.

For Matt

who I know was all about this mustache during March Madness.

Day 32

Has it really been 32 days? Yes, it has.

We Had No Idea

MUSTACHE MAY

Cinco de Musitache in the news.

Man, this thing's ketching on like wildfire.
Cinco de Moustache gets blogged about.
Read for yerselves ...

Monday, April 30, 2007

Monday Music Roundup

Everyone needs a hobby.

A few of my dear readers have found purpose and meaning in facial hair and have started a blog chronicling their moustache progress from April 1 until May 5 ("growing season"), thus joining the Cinco de Moustache movement. Important topics such as "World's greatest moustaches" (yes, Tom Selleck is in there) and "Take baby pictures of your moustache" are covered. One of these guys won my Stranger Than Fiction book title competition a few months back by saying if he wrote a book of his life, it would be entitled: "Facial Failure: My Everyday Struggle to Grow a Moustache (and Sideburns) that looks neither Pervy nor Predatory." So there's a precedent here.

Good luck, men. Be strong. And may the best . . . follicles win?

Check it out yerself HERE.

(and P.S. I really need that T-shirt!)

The Leader of the Mothers of Invention

Tom may be the legend, but there is no one like Frank.

The Burnside Mustache

The
mustache
that
Ambrose
E.
Burnside
built
is
also
worn
by
Muppet
rockstar
Sgt.
Floyd
Pepper.